Couch Potato Guide

Question: why have you...
  • ... not been to a friend's Christening in years?
  • ... failed to secure a girlfriend in over a decade?
  • ... come to genuinely enjoy conversation with your accountant?
Answer: your yearly schedule is TEARING YOU APART! (plus Lisa is too)

DateSportEvent
January
Wk 1DartsPDC World Darts Championship
DartsBDO World Darts Championship
MotorsportDakar Rally
Wk 4TennisAustralian Open
February
Wk 1American FootballThe Super Bowl
March
Wk 3Horse RacingCheltenham Festival
RugbySix Nations (final week)
April
Wk 1GolfThe Masters
Wk 2Horse RacingThe Grand National
Wk 4Horse Racing2000 Guineas Stakes
1000 Guineas Stakes
SnookerWorld Snooker Championship
May
Wk 1Horse RacingKentucky Derby
Wk 2FootballFA Cup Final
Wk 3FootballFinale to most European league seasons
Horse RacingPreakness Stakes
Rugby UnionHeineken Cup Final
Wk 4FootballUEFA Champions League Final
MotorsportFormula 1 Monaco Grand Prix
Rugby UnionSuper Rugby Final
June
Wk 1TennisFrench Open
CyclingGiro d'Italia (final stage)
Horse RacingEpsom Oaks Stakes
Horse RacingEpsom Derby Stakes
Wk 2BasketballNBA Finals
Motorsport24 Hours of Le Mans
Horse RacingBelmont Stakes
Wk 3GolfUS Open
Horse RacingRoyal Ascot
Wk 4Horse RacingIrish Derby Stakes
July
Wk 1TennisWimbledon
Wk 3GolfBritish Open
CyclingTour de France (final stage on the Champs-Elysées)
August
Wk 3GolfUS PGA
September
Wk 1TennisUS Open
GAAAll-Ireland Senior Hurling Championship Final
Wk 2Horse RacingSt. Leger Stakes
Wk 3GAAAll-Ireland Senior Football Championship Final
Wk 4CyclingUCI Road World Championships
October
Wk 1Horse RacingPrix de l'Arc de Triomphe
Wk 4BaseballWorld Series
November
Wk 1Horse RacingBreeder's Cup
Wk 2MotorsportFormula 1 Championship (final race)
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