The House of Ireland

Steve is the one in the Star Trek suit

So Mr Football Player:

- You are 24 years old, earn about £3 million a year and have no hair.

- You have skills, a trophy girlfriend and a chiwawa.

- You have also lied about your grandmothers' death (yes both of them) to avoid playing for your country, painted your Range Rover alloys pink and (allegedly) shaved off your hair after a transplant.

Should we then, dear readers, expect that Stephen Ireland resides in a modest, run-of-the-mill semi-d close to the training pitch?

Eh... spose not, no.

But pictures of his gaff (as seen in his yippie!-look-at-me-look-at-me spread in VIP Magazine) show that it's fairly ridiculous even by his standards. Possibly even more shocking than Helen's birthday present for Rocket.

Maybe the pad makes sense in the light of the Wag being on Come Dine with Me but to be honest the whole place is just a mega mind screw.

This is it. Apparently worth £5 million. He's thinking of moving though.

In case he forgets who he is when he's playing pool.
Aquarium only adds to his planned shark tank under the kitchen floor

Oversized circular drinking cabinets and fluffy white chairs are so 2010

 

Ah!!!! My eyes!!!!
Spare a thought for his daughter who wakes up each morning to fluorescent
carpets, walls, ceilings, chairs, bed linen, bedside lockers, lamps, lights...

Fair play though all the same. He's doing well for himself.