Our managers go up to eleven

Newcastle Football Club: as solid as a northern rock.

Bobby Robson, John Carver, Graeme Souness, Glenn Roeder, Nigel Pearson, Sam Allardyce, Kevin Keegan, Joe Kinnear, Alan Shearer, Chris Hughton and Alan Pardew.

Eleven men have managed Newcastle FC since 2000.

Maybe they should hire a woman?

Then again eleven is a good number so they might have got it right this time. Right?